1. So no matter what I do, hooray for me because I’m a great guy? It’s all good?

    (Source: aarnpaul, via pelennors)

     
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  5. kismaayo:

    job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
    me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
    interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

    (via unsuccessfulmetalbenders)

     
  6. aurordream:

    A sample of the twitter reaction to the great british bake off scandal

    (via alichay)

     
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  8. i bring you chris and sebastian thinking about pussy

    (Source: soldier-barnes, via loveleedunk)

    Tagged #CAT
     

  9. politicallyincorrectwalrus:

    i love the term “partners”
    are we dating?
    are we robbing a bank?
    do we run a legal firm?
    are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
    who knows.

    (via queerstevenrogers)

     
  10. controlledeuphoria:

    athingcalledjoe:

    Where was her Oscar, though?

    My current mood

    (Source: SCREAM)

     
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  12. britain-land-of-hope-and-glory:

    Some Very British Problems (x

    (via panromanticrogers)

     
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  15. princeowl:

    really sick of seeing so much hate directed towards the police on here. look, we get it, you prefer sting’s solo work, i like it too alright? that doesnt mean ‘every little thing she does is magic’ and ‘can’t stand losing you’ arent awesome jams. ‘roxanne’ and ‘don’t stand so close to me’ are classic, don’t even get me started on ‘spirits in the material world’. just stop ok? 

    (via maclonna)